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Monday, October 29, 2007

Relations

I am filled with unnameable emotions from this.
- posted by Don Porges @ 10/29/2007 05:02:00 PM

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

English Lesson

AP [emphasis mine]:

The undercover sting began after complaints in the doorman building alleging drug sales at the 17th floor apartment he shared with his girlfriend, police spokesman Paul Browne said.
In eight purchases over the summer, undercover officers bought roughly a quarter kilogram of cocaine, with a street value of around $20,000, police said. During the arrest, they recovered 10 crack pipes and five small bags of cocaine.
"There was considerable traffic to his door," Browne said. "He was pretty indiscrete about it."

If only the guy had said there was continuous traffic to his door. That would have been sort of brilliant.

Obligatory explain-the-joke link here. Obligatory answer to those who think "continually" would be more correct in my suggestion: fuck off.
- posted by Don Porges @ 10/23/2007 12:11:00 PM

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