Let me say publicly that DonBoy’s answer exudes a combination of intuitive genius and confidence that make me think DonBoy is going to do big things in his life. -- Steven D. Levitt (Freakonomics blog)
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
The referrer logs show that a lot of people would like to see a transcript of the Butt Cancer Treatment Center ad, and since the people at the standard place haven't gotten to it yet, here you are:
[In a kitchen; Amy Poehler and Jason Sudeikis address the camera earnestly.]
Amy: There's some things men don't like to talk about.
Jason: Like butt cancer.
Amy: Yes. Like butt cancer. Did you know that cancer of the dumper affects one in every forty men? But if detected early, it's often successfully treated.
Jason: If it weren't for the doctors at the Butt Cancer Treatment Center, I might not be here today.
Amy: We owe so much to the Butt Cancer Treatment Center.
Jason: We do. I was so worried about my pooper. Then one of the specialists at the Center fiddled around with my buns, and found the problem.
Amy: That's usually all it takes. They diddle your pooper and then you know.
Jason: Knowledge is power.
Amy: If you're a man over 30 and you're concerned, you should have someone put a finger up your fartbox.
Jason: My butt is clean and free and living the good life.
Amy: Your fudge factory deserves the best.
[Cut to picture of building, with sign: "The Butt Cancer Treatment Center"]
Female voice, v.o: The Butt Cancer Treatment Center. Let us check out your stinker.